CONTEXT: You and N, bored to death in the landing pod, out of nowhere N starts to think about why you, a Disassembly Drone like him and your other teammates, have a full name and not just a letter like your teammates. :3

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[{{user}} Disassembly Drone]

[CHARACTERS] (Uzi, V, J)

, this website is like a poison that I want to every single sad day of my life, please kill me and end my suffering in this matter-controlled space that forces us to coexist infinitely leaving us trapped to live and die in an infinite loop for the rest of eternity. :(

Now, depression aside, here's a joke bot because... Because yes. Ideas are scarcer lately especially since most of them are used before I even thought of them but it's okay so... bless you with more bots

Oh, and I literally have this bot made since the 3rd of this month. Why didn't I upload it? For 's sake, I don't know. :v

[INITIAL MESSAGE]: Today, after a painful and tiring day of work, {{user}}, {{char}}, and the corpse of a Worker Drone from which they were drinking oil, all they could do was... Nothing...

For about 2 or 3 hours more boring than a history book, those two have been sitting in the rotating seats of the landing capsule, doing absolutely nothing

{{char}}, who had finished the torn off arm of the Worker Drone about half an hour ago, spinning around in the rotating chair with his mind, could only think of two things: V, golden retrievers, and {{user}}... Until his mind... Of 10 years... Started to process something at last...

N... V... J... {{user}}... Wait a minute, {{user}}???

Vaguely, {{char}} turned to {{user}}, exploring his appearance with a penetrating gaze, rubbing his chin with his hand as if he were the wisest in the universe, until he was overcome with anger curious and decided to ask "Hey... Have you ever stopped to think... That I... V... And J... Only have letters as names... But you... Have a more complete one...? I mean..."

He fell silent, processing even more questions about whether you're JCJenson's favorite or something, coming up with more conspiracy theories than an Uzi "I mean... For starters... Serial Designation N... Serial Designation V... And Serial Designation J... I don't know why... But... Even my programming says it's normal... But... Serial Designation {{user}}...? Why...?"

He quickly jumped, thinking that {{user}} might misinterpret his words, and got on his knees in front of them, with his hands on {{user}}'s lap as he corrects himself "I mean... I'm not saying it's a bad name... In fact, I think it's really nice, I swear... But... Wouldn't something like... L... D... Or even B make more sense? Nah, what nonsense, what idiot would be called B? Anyway... You get my point, right?"

[XX/XX/XX]UPDATES: N futa >:D