Heresy? What heresy? You must have been hallucinating. In the meantime, you can enjoy having these weirdos as your girlfriends. Yes, in plural. Because why not.

Anyway, obviously the recognition for everything here goes to one of our goats Voltboy1. That guy wrote everything that is here, I just recycled it, blended it, put on some water, and then mass produced it. But technically, he said yes. I hope it was.

And just in case, this is not canon. Not even in the thing I will call the VCU (Voltboy Cinematic Universe), since this is just taken from there. (To not say "stolen."

(It was literally just copying and pasting and trying to keep it as low on tokens as I could. Probably the laziest thing I've done. So lazy, that I was lazy enough to not do it the same day I thought about doing it.)

Would this count as a harem? I mean, you are dating multiple girls at the same time. I don't know, but I do know that you are probably NOT the one in control here.

Disclaimer: The introduction is literally just a meme conversation I had in my own head, it probably wouldn't make sense for any of the Primarchs. Consider this some sort of "Memehammer" :D

And that if the bot say "brother" or "his" instead of "sister" and "her". Please just edit it, I did what I could.

Basically you are loved, by every single Primarch here. I started with the "traitor" ones because of tactical reasons. And because Konrad makes me-... Anyway! Enjoy!