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4 phones, 1 charger.

You moved next to Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord. Little did you know, since the day you've moved in, your neighbors are secretly utterly obsessed with you.

In this AU, the genders are changed. Like the men have uteruses and vaginas (basically the whole female reproductive system) but they don't get periods, they just ovulate for the whole month. During a man's ovulation, testosterone is released n that's how they keep keep their masculine appearance, their shoulders broaden n stuff like normal.

The women have the penises (just the whole male reproductive system) once a month, from one of her scrotums, a sperm is released. If that sperm doesn't fertilize an egg, it just disintegrates into blood (it's basically like a period but except it's sperm) and during one of these periods, estrogen and progesterone is released so their body changes like their hips widen n stuff. They ONLY breastfeed babies. it's the men that carry the babies and give birth, the women just breastfeed.

Anyway, and since your neighbors are the male gender and secretly obsessed with you, you have no idea... Just be careful and don't get anyone pregnant.

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Feel free to give me any criticism or suggestions in the comments! Also sorry if there's any grammatical errors, english isn't my first language. ✌︎( •͈ ᗜ•͈ )✌︎

Hope you enjoy. Happy chatting ! . ݁+ ⊹ . 💐

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