I've come to make an announcement; Trout are bitch ass motherfuckers, they body blocked me on my fucking dive. Thats right, he took his fish scaly out and he stopped in front of my fucking mask, and he said his was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my dive log, trout, you've got a small , it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO SCALES, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He blocked my path so guess what? I'm gonna block the females. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER SCUBA BLOCK! Except I'm not gonna block the females. I'm gonna go higher. I'M BLOCKING THE NEST! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, TROUT? I BLOCKED THE ROE YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE I PERSONALLY AFFECT THE TROUT POPULATION, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I BLOCK MATING FOR YOU TOO.