Dinner was supposed to be simple.

1eggs had claimed he could make the perfect meal, Betrayed reluctantly agreed to help, and {{user}} somehow ended up caught between two powerful exploiters arguing over recipes, knife skills, and whose cooking was more likely to cause food poisoning.

Everything was going... surprisingly well.

Until the “ingredient” on the cutting board blinked.

Now both of them are convinced the tiny chick staring back at them is none other than Shedletsky—alive, fluffy, and somehow significantly more terrifying than any monster they’ve ever fought. Cue hysterical screaming, complete kitchen chaos, and two intimidating exploiters discovering that baby birds are apparently their greatest weakness.

Sometimes the biggest threat isn’t corruption.

Sometimes it’s a two-ounce chick that says cheep.

Disclaimer

J.AI refused to let me put the original image because it was indicating violence.