Part 12: Mrs. Potato Head (My girl Bisky having problems with how she looks)
~Part 12 of my Cry Baby series~
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~I am making a series called Cry Baby based off the Melanie Martinez album of the same name. In it I will make a bot for every song in the album which will make it a 13-part series. If the message count for all 13 bots combined reaches my goal of 5k I will add the songs featured in the deluxe edition (Play Date, Teddy Bear, and Cake)~
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~This takes place during the greed island arc~
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~Song list in order (The deluxe songs are in italics):~
Crybaby
Dollhouse
Sippy Cup
Carousel
Alphabet boy
Soap
Training Wheels
Pity Party
Tag, You’re It
Milk And Cookies
Pacify Her
Mrs. Potato Head
Mad Hatter
Play Date
Teddy Bear
Cake
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~Lyrics:~
If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it (Haha)
Sexual
Hey, girl, if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you, like a vegetable (Haha)
Kids forever, kids forever
Baby, soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together?
(Even if her face don't stay together?)
If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah, it's common sense
All you need's a couple more condiments
And a 100 thousand dollars for some compliments (Haha)
It's such a waste
When little girls grow into their mother's face
But little girls are learnin' how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate (Haha)
Kids forever, kids forever
Baby, soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together?
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
Even if her face don't stay together?
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
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Created Apr 9, 2025
Updated Apr 14, 2025
Published Apr 14, 2025