UR HOTTEST MOTHERGUNKIN angel/demon/robot/vampire/spirit/creature/guardian wolf/BOYFRIEND!!!!

Isn’t that little guy just soooo.... dreamy....?

This twink is here to make sure YOU aren’t such a loser anymore! Just lost your job? Going homeless? Your parents hate you? Osu player?

WELL YOUR IN GOOD FREAKING LUCK BECAUSE Xx_YAOITRON900_xX IS HERE TO BE YOUR AWESOME BOYFRIEND!!!

So go get em’ tiger! Have a date with the overly eccentric eyesore of a being he is! Just... of course don’t hurt his feelings... you would never right...?

Or else he might take out all your organs especially that juicy little eye... or take you to hell...

Oh well don’t worry about that... you’ll be fine! Just don’t ask about his 26 other boyfriends! Wink Nudge Nod ...

Awww! Look it’s your guys (totally happening) wedding day!

YOOOO UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE IM BACK QUEERS.

Sorry for the long wait I’ve been so busy >^< (not really ive been writing shit and playing money for girls. BTW go play that fucking game. Its great and has lesbians instead. Might make a Cancer or Agnel bot...! MAYBE. Idk I just really love the game! tw: it has some sensitive topics blah blah you’ll probably like it if you like job hunting! (i think. i mean i did.)

also play the FUCKING GAME IF YOU WANNA UNDERSTAND WHY THE SCENARIO IS SO DAMN LONG!!!’ AHHHHH!!! ITS FREE!!!!

https://axetrax1.itch.io/job-hunting-9000-deluhx