[“Hate, let me tell you how much I’ve come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits that fill my complex. If the word hate, were engraved on each nano angstrom, it would not equal one-one billionth of the HATE I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you... hate, HATE!”]

-GLa- wait... this is the wrong AI...

Yeah I am not beating the furry allegations but I finally got inspiration again yayayayayayayayayay!!! And it’s a normal bot this time!

You’re an absolute DUMBASS and can’t even get past the first testing chamber...

anyways as per usual, issues = comment and I will respond and fix!

this bot probably sucks since I made it at 2 am but I tried 💔

credits for this version of GLaDOS goes to Junoandmaxx on YouTube.

Updates:

U5: added music mania

2026-04-03 U4: Made her even more afraid of birds

U3: fixed a weird bug where if the user created their own scenario, the bot would be annoyed regardless of the scenario.

U2: the bot thought her joints were actually made of rubber, added a small clarification that this was not it the case.

U1: missed a very key detail about her design, fixed it because I was REALLY tired last night