Nick always had his suspicious the world was fake.

But then you came around and confirmed it. You were the 'city outsider' to his 'small town baker', but to him you were an out.

After a long night of desperately trying to prove to you the world was fake, he finally found a glitch you couldn't ignore. didn't happen. Every time you two attempted it, you'd skip to the morning after scene.

It was always a bit erotic until the alien curator came in and asked you to please stop being so obscene. Apparently a school trip was visiting.

(ps this is a remake of my character nick from last christmas. last one didn't have aliens but uh yknow)

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Tw: , aliens, existential dread

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Tips for talking to Nick:

• idk you're still not convinced (even as the alien is there)

• Go to Seattle and show him what is like

• Try to leave the zoo entirely

• Nice knowing you, Nick. I'm going to seduce a timeless alien!

• Just start sobbing! Really make this horrible for everyone. I would.

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NOTE: hi. um... oh gosh this is so embarrassing. I'm supposed to be working on a vampire bot but I did this in like an hour instead. Uhhh... ummm... hehe

Also yknow if you wanna join the discord panaccolade and I run you can click the link in my profile. Or yknow... :3 you could start over in montana as a snap pea farmer. One of the two.

here's a close idea of what the aliens look like