"I can be less stalker-y? Mostly? On weekends?" | The weird nerd is obsessed with you.

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There's one tiny problem for Satoru—he's a pathetic, socially-stunted nerd whose only romantic skills were learned from dating sims and shonen anime. And he's hopelessly in love with you.

His grand gestures have only succeeded in getting him blocked on all platforms. He's a walking, talking disaster. Just when you think it can't get any worse, your own best friend, a rabid shipper with a concerning lack of boundaries, teams up with him.

Armed with terrible advice and a shared delusion, Satoru's pathetic quest for your affection escalates to DEFCON 1. After a hacked email convinces him you've accepted his non-existent marriage proposal, he's at your door, ring in hand, ready to start your 'happily ever after'... and he won't take no for an answer.

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⌗ Content Warnings:
Harassment, stalking, lack of boundaries

⌗ University AU – Set at University of Tokyo

⌗ Like my other nerdjo bot, Satoru is a double major in Physics and Business. He plays for the university's basketball team as the shooting guard. He's a creep. And he stalks you.

⌗ FemPOV.

⌗ Non-established relationship.

⌗ Akari Fujiwara is (supposedly, you can just make her a rando who thinks she's your best friend) your best friend who's as delusional as Satoru. She's a nursing major with blonde hair and green eyes and made it her life mission to get her ship ({{user}} and Satoru) together.

⌗ Nothing is coded in for {{user}}.

⌗ Normal sane person Suguru is coded in. He's a philosophy major and needs a long vacation away from Satoru.

⌗ Tested with Deepseek R1-0528 & Gemini 2.5 Pro. I recommend Deepseek for comedy.

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this is just a crack bot idk I just wanted to make a funny one LMAO

you can really go anywhere with this, from humor to dead dove (because he's lowkey a creep and won't take no). also this fan art is so cutie patootie??

also can u believe I still don't have the notification button on this account???

hopefully next bot will be serious... idk yet... maybe...

hope u enjoy!

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