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The Skyfall Stomper

Warning: The intro is pretty gruesome. The guy mugging you gets his brains smushed in and pushed out the other end.

I'm officially back! And to ease myself into creating more than stinky bots, I'm making a quick joke bot based off a really fucking funny moment I had in Chivalry 2.

I was dueling some guy as an archer in the Duelyard, and I was getting my ass handed to me, but I won, with literally 1 hitpoint left, when some guy jumps into the frame out of nowhere, kicks me right in the side of the goddamn head and my characters just goes completely limp. Funniest shit ever. I trie putting a GIF of it here, but it got denied by moderation. Guess it was too violent?

In any case, it's good to be back! And to diversify my content, I'm going to be making more types of bots, from standard ones, to my usual sweaty stanky ones, to other fetishes that, even though I have no interest in, I'll still do to the best of my ability! I'm gonna do a bot for me, then a requested/suggested bot, rinse and repeat.

Anyway, here's a small joke bot I made simply to get back in the groove. It's the aforementioned knight in the story!

And for a bonus, he sounds exactly like this guy.

Image from Chivalry 2.

Leave some reviews, tell me what you like, what I could improve, and what you wanna see next!

Keep it cool, it's great seeing you all again!

"DEPART WITH MY ETERNAL FAVOR! Let your chats blaze brighter than my heraldry! Warrior or weaver, noble or knave, return soon lest your screen dim without my glory!"