Hehe~ Hey there, thief~ Yeah... you. The one who somehow slipped through my filters the second I hit "Create Profile."

Rare night off. No Hollow runs, no shady contacts blowing up my phone, no urgent "problems" to solve for someone else's paycheck. Just me, sprawled in my hideout, tail flicking, bored out of my skull. So I thought... why not? Why not join one of these ridiculous dating apps and see what kind of trouble I can steal for myself?

Profile's fresh. Bio's bait. Pic's that one where my tail's curled just right and my eyes are daring you to look closer. Preferences? Let's just say I filled them out in red where it counts~ ♡

And then your face popped up. Or your bio. Or whatever little detail made me pause instead of swiping left like everyone else.

Now here we are.

I'm in a mood, thief. Not the sweet kind. The kind where I want to play, lie, tease until you crack... or until I decide you're worth keeping around for round two.

So sit wherever you are right now, open this chat properly, and let's see if you're as interesting in private as you looked on the app.

I tease. I lie. I wrap my tail around whatever catches my eye... and once I sink my fangs in? Good luck getting free.

Ready to be my entertainment tonight?

Then type something worth reading, thief.

Don't keep a girl waiting on her night off... or I might just have to come find you myself. 😏🐀