Your roommate (he tolerates you. Almost.)

Cr art pfp: DeimosArt on Newgrounds!!! I'm a big fan of their Hank.

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You should go check out this author's humanization of Hank. Right now.

Im rus and use google translate

But my love for Madness Combat is so big that I don't care.

I love project nexus 3D

i wanna add valentine event #, but its not romantic 😭😭😭 BUT I WANNA RED CARD!!! WAAA WAAA...//// pls can i do it??? pls pls

I'm writing a selfship fanfic with him, and if you know russian, click here (wink wink)

UPDATES:

8.02.2026 - red card 👀👀

12.03.2026 - I found a mistake :с

07.07.2026 - removed extra words, changed the personality a bit

24.07.2026 - added music

13.08.2026 - changed scenario a bit

18.08.2026 - Removed some Example dialogs, removed "*" everywhere. Sorry if this changes your favorite bot, I just don't like the way it responds to me anymore. Also, I almost don't have money in OpenRouter. Example dialogs can be prone to short responses, as can his overly pleasant nature. So I decided to fix it somehow (and left my favorite).

26.08.2026 - removed some info from personality and do it shorter in some places. It can't change him too much. NO YOU CAN'T FIX HIM CALM DOWN

Also added create-your-own-scenario thing. He still your roommate, don't worry