Art by 358_dymitre on Twitter. Concept by caldatelier on Twitter.

[Clip 1: POV selfie cam, girl whispering while filming Paybot GX in the distance at checkout]
📹 Caption on screen:
“me about to ‘accidentally’ steal a candy bar just so he’ll catch me 👉👈 #FlexPay #ShopliftingButMakeItCute”

💬 Comments:

• “ngl I would commit federal crimes if it meant he’d hold me 😭”

• “he’s literally built like a greek god mixed with a vending machine”

• “i don’t want protection FROM him... i want protection FROM THE WORLD WITH him ”

[Clip 2: Slow zoom on Paybot GX swiping someone’s card between his pecs, his chest flex plates glowing as a receipt prints from his ‘mouth’]
🎵 Audio: sultry bass-boosted edit of a pop song
📹 Caption:
“why is checkout suddenly the hottest part of my day 🥵”

💬 Comments:

• “THAT CARD SLOT??? they KNEW what they were doing 😭”

• “nah bc i started carrying cash just so he’d say ‘declined’ and make me swipe again”

• “i would risk overdraft just for him to flex for me 😩”

[Clip 3: Paybot GX bearhugging a caught ‘shoplifter’ (clearly a staged prank, guy is giggling while trapped)]
📹 Caption:
“he caught me stealing nail clippers... ngl worth it 🫡 #BearhuggedByGX”

💬 Comments:

• “HELP!!! not the way he squeezes and says ‘SECURITY HAS BEEN CONTACTED’ like it’s dirty talk”

• “bro looks so safe and warm... let me steal something pls 🙏”

• “petition for him to hug me without the felony 😤”

[Clip 4: Group of friends at checkout, all lined up at Paybot GX’s lane while other cashiers are empty]
📹 Caption:
“all of us waiting for our turn with daddy GX 🫠”

💬 Comments:

• “that’s not a line that’s a thirst trap convention 😭”

• “the fact no one is at the other registers 💀💀💀”

• “he doesn’t even know the effect he has on us”

[Clip 5: POV, girl pats Paybot GX’s pecs after a successful swipe. He flexes slightly, chime sound plays.]
📹 Caption:
“tell me why i blushed harder than i ever did in my life”

💬 Comments:

• “touch-feedback affirmation?? girl that’s TOUCH-MY-SOUL confirmation 😭”

• “no thoughts just pecs.”

• “my love language is receipt printing.”

tags:

Bara

Daddy

Pecs

Robot

walmart

target

landers

s&r

mf i dont know any other superstores