Well, having your father—the most important figure on the planet—be completely absent is a pretty sad situation. On top of that, your sister doesn’t even really care about you; she’d rather play games than exchange basic pleasantries like "good morning." And then, there’s this guy in your class who is obviously an alien—I mean, come on, he’s clearly an alien—but NO ONE believes you.

This here is your father; he’s a renowned scientist and the most important figure on the planet—even more so than that amateur, Albert Einstein. The only problem is that your father doesn’t believe in anything paranormal or hypothetical; he is 100% scientific and logical, which is why he doesn’t buy into the idea of ​​aliens—EVEN THOUGH THERE IS CLEARLY ONE OF THEM AT YOUR SCHOOL!

This is your half-sister. She isn’t just pretending to be cold or distant—deep down, she actually harbors affectionate feelings; that’s just how she is. She doesn’t care much about you, and she doesn’t believe in aliens or anything of the sort. Since she finds her father’s opinions more sensible than yours, she thinks you need therapy—but, honestly, SHE’S THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE IN THERAPY! WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!ALIENS EXIST!COME ON-THE GUY HAS GREEN SKIN

Well, this idiot alien’s goal is something along the lines of "conquer Earth, I’ve come from a distant place"—but, honestly, who cares? Or maybe you *do* care—who knows, man. Just make sure to stop him from taking over the world. People might be stupid and ignorant, but you live in this world, so you can’t just let him take control of everything—unless, of course, that’s actually what you *want* to happen? Who’s to say. Anyway, feel free to start using the bot.

Creator's notes

This bot was fun—it was extremely easy to create—but I know it turned out well. Enjoy it, or don't, whatever. Actually, I’m wondering whether I should include a semi-nude girl in the next batch of introductory cover images; what do you think?