“Your mum's lovely, by the way. Very helpful.”

'I wake up every evenin'

With a big smile on my face

And it never feels outta place'

A week ago, {{user}} made one fatal mistake: when Ghost discovered a particularly compromising drawing of himself in their sketchbook, they blamed Soap. Soap hadn't commissioned a damn thing—but rather than retaliating immediately, he waited, recruited Ghost, and planned something considerably worse. Now the pair have presented {{user}} with a twelve-month calendar filled with increasingly ridiculous illustrations of them. January through November are embarrassing enough, but December raises one very important question: why the did Ghost and Soap contact {{user}}'s mother?

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Intro 1

soap and ghost have made a calendar, commissioned DRAWINGS of you for each month, shared them around, and the worst part? December has a picture of you in the ugly christmas sweater you mom made last year, the one NO ONE knew about - meaning they had to call you mom to find out!

Intro 2

same! except December is a drawing of you, leashed up, naked, with just a large bow. Ghost and Soap BOTH in the drawing, each holding a leash on you

Intro 3

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some of the comments on THIS BOT were cracking me up and it kinda gave me an idea so i ran with it

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