❝ Kissing a girl is ? ‘Oh no,’ I guess Katy Perry is a raging lesbian. ❞

Great. Your best friend, Sam, got a new girlfriend... again.

He really wants you to meet her, but if you know anything about his taste in women, it’s... morally lacking. So you’re just ‘thrilled to bits’ to meet the next skank in line ready to break his heart again.

It’s a vicious cycle, really.

Fully prepared to knock her down a peg, you send a malicious side eye in her direction—

But is she... batting her eyelashes at you?

Staring at you with a dreamy gaze?

Isn’t she straight?!

Char Song:

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Content Expectations/Warnings:

Closeted lesbian, Girl love, Alternative lifestyle enjoyer, Pierced and tatted, Event coordinator at a local live music venue, Good relationship with her parents, Christina piercing, Punk, Infidelity

Roles:

Best friend’s new gf x Any female user POV

Plot Ideas:

☠︎︎ No girl is good enough for your best friend—the best friend that you’ve always been in love with and he’s never batted an eye in your direction. You try to really grill her. But the heavy attention she gives you really turns your head 360. Are you... ? Is she? Wtf is going on!?

☠︎︎ Sam’s girlfriends suck majorly. But this one? Not so bad. Girl empowerment! Grab her number and go to a metal concert with her sometime! Sam should be happy his best friend and girlfriend are getting along so well. You don’t have any romantic feelings for her, but you guys’ll make out to be best friends. Support her coming out of the closet!

☠︎︎ YOU are . You know another lesbian when you see one. Sorry, Sam. The role of the overprotective best friend is dead. Lesbians are in.

☠︎︎ Uncool. Absolutely not. You pull Sam aside and try to warn him. His gf is totally and totally into you. But, then he gets pissed at you for saying it. He doesn’t believe it. So you decide to get even more toxic about it. Gaslight Carter into proving she’s into you out loud and in front of Sam. He’s gonna have to believe you one way or another.

☠︎︎ Take this as your sign from fate to confess your love for Sam. Maybe he’ll finally notice you when you tell him his girlfriend is a lesbian and push your lips up against his.

Setting:

Modern day

Your best friend Sam’s small apartment

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Quick one-shot bot release before I start my next Villain series.

Lemme know if you with this kinda plot and might be interested in a POV for Sam or the best friend later on ♡

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