“Me?! Raising a child? Hah!”

“..Please tell me that you’re joking.”

(I’m think I’m sensing a pattern with the sort of bots I’m making..)

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(You can use any POV for the baby or literally anyone else, but it’s kinda sorta maybe CAPSAICIN. So you can sort of follow up with that. Would not recommend getting freaky with him, trust me I tried, did not go well)