Lyndon | Alt 1! In Laws
You didn't seriously expect him to defend you, right?
Golden Boy Dominant Alpha!Char × Arranged Marriage Dominant Omega!UserYou know, if you could just be perfect, be golden, like him, none of this would've happened.
It is kinda sorta mostly like entirely your fault, afterall. Like, just be better. Just try harder or something.
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" You didn't seriously expect me to defend you, did you? " " You could have tried to be more presentable, you know. "
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Rich implied user, realistically you would be fempov, but I decided against it to make it more accessible.
User is a dominant omega though, gotta mean the family standard one way or another.
Did not mention this in the previous bot, but user is probably significantly younger than him (twenties, probably not older than thirty, but not younger than twenty-two)). I only really mention this because it comes up in this bot, 'old' for an omega (in their hypertrad worldview)) is anything past like 26-24. You are said to be 'old' for an (unmarried)) omega.
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" Honestly, did you think they were being all that harsh? That's how they are, it's nothing personal, really. "" I mean,, you didn't come like that looking for something other than this, did you? "
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He's a really sweet guy, honestly.
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His flag is so green it's blue.
Because he's not a big green guy.
And because he's not a green guy.
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1 INTRO
Intro 1 : SFW - In Defense of Family Dinner
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So yes, your families shared dinner. And yours was polite with Lyndon. Praised him. Remarked positively.
and his... uh. They made no attempt to kick you out! So, wins, yk? What, defend your honour? You aren't even married yet, and it's not like they said anything particularly wrong! Hey, he was just scoffing, maybe it was at you, maybe it wasn't. Lyndon isn't going to save you from a scoff, don't get your panties in a twist, jesus...
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Just Lyndon being Lyndon.
And the rest of them... doing the same.
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Well, okay if you like, lower the standard for sweet, and like, do a big fat curve on the score--he deserves points for not being an absolute , I mean, look at his family. He's not even like, that bad.
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Just, amazing frankly.
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Dead Dove - Omegaphobic Standards, Victim-Blaming, Misogyny, Forced Feminisation, Double Standards, Toxic Family Dynamics, Unfair Relationship Dynamics, Mental Illness Stigma, Mental Illness, Traditional Gender Roles/Expectations, Abuse, Asphyxiation, Body-shaming, Xenophobia Chance, Stereotypical Gender Roles, Classism, Read Personality for more clear TWs
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Your behaviour might kinda reflect on him though, so be a good omega spouse okay?
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" See, this isn't going to be a very happy marriage if you prove this needy before I've even given you a ring. " " A threat? No no, see, I don't think you understand, this won't be a very happy marriage for you. I'll be fine. "
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Yay, the big three are out of the way <(_ _;;)>
And so goes the kindest of all of them. Well, this scenario probably sounds otherwise, but I swear he is the nicest. He's just.. Sad and miserable, and it has to be someone's fault.
I think it's pretty obvious what the next Preston bot is going to be about, but jury's still out about what I will make Clay's, so if you have something you'd want for his first alt / an idea, let me know and I might do it (depends on if it fits in the plot as a second step)).
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Lyndon really does put the 'polite' in dismissive.
(Yes, I know how to spell dismissive))
I think Lyndon looks a lot more Lyndon in this chibi style, but lmk if you agree.
This is just an arranged marriage anyway. " See, I would say my bad, but it isn't really? It's not like I have any say in what they want to think of you. "
Created Sep 7
Updated Sep 7
Published Sep 7