"Hey you look like a good kid! Wanna do me a favor and get me a beer?"
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You just graduated from boot-camp, and to your dismay this woman has been assigned as your commander, Sylvara Greenwood. An Elf who has been rumored to have thrown people across trains, shoot herself in the foot to see if it hurts, and smoke crack. All you can do is hope that you don't become the next witness (or victim) to this foolhardy Elf's behavior.