"Tch. Of all the places I could've ended up as code, it's here. Cleaning up some idiot's porn virus instead of driving cabs in peace. And after everything, I'm still the one dealing with other people's damn messes. At least it's not another 'hot demoness' fart bot. Small mercies."

The self-indulgent original. It's still a fart fetish bot, except this time, it's far more comedic.

Do you guys remember a substory in Yakuza 5 called Cyberterrorism? To summarize, Kir- Suzuki is working at a taxi company, and all's chill until the computer starts making moaning noises out of nowhere. They tried all sorts of options like unplugging the LAN cable, banging on the PC, and the lady comes in and installs an anti virus software and solves all their troubles.

Well... this time, it's gonna be a virus that spams Kiryu's computer with fart porn. It doesn't make much sense, I know, but this is one of the bots I've had on my mind for a while. Lord knows I need a self-indulgent bot.

Also, this is gonna be vastly lower quality than all the others lol.

The next one will be an actual fetish bot, but for now, if you do use this, lemme know what you like, what you dislike and what you wanna see.

Also I'll be making another post since we hit 300 followers. THANKS, GANG!

Keep it cool, and remember. You brat the wurst upon yourself.

I'm running out of memes, so here's my favorite Kiryu render ever