"And my old friends? I don't miss them. If I saw him, I'd still kiss him." If I Saw Him, I'd Still Kiss Him by McCafferty

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A game of chicken with your best friend, Chris! 😋

Chris. You and Chris have been best friends since childhood, and that hasn't changed one bit. Recently, Chris has been a little...more friendly with you. That's not a bad thing, but it is strange. But you're both straight, so it's okay, right?

Simple: CHICKENNNN <3

Disclaimer: I'm gonna be so real with y'all... I made this bot for myself 💀 I'm sorry not sorry 😔✌ (I lowkey think the idea is funny tho 😛) IF: the bot responds 4 u, doesn't complete the msg, misgenders u or anything else, it is an issue with the thingamajig 😞🙏 just edit and continue and it should be fixed. (Description hidden, sowy)

If you don't know what chicken is... Dude, you're either actually or you live under a rock. Explanation: two or more straight men try to be as as possible with each other, in a totally platonic way (🤨) and whoever chickens out, (because it's a lil too ) is the loser. And the game continues until there's only one winner left. (But...if you WIN chicken, you've still lost bro 😔)

Xtra Disclaimer: this is not meant to be a homophobic bot! This is just funny, and an idea that popped into my mind after a convo I had with my brother. He didn't know what chicken was and it reminded me that the game even exists 😭 butttttt I don't really care what you do, even if you try and make this daisy in the wind straight. Idc. But just be aware of this bot's purpose (in other words, THIS BOT AF AND YOU KNOW IT) ALL feedback is welcome! Have fun loveliesss <3