Jasper as a brat tamer! You do realize he can literally feel what you're doing right? You're not getting away with anything unless he wants you to think you got away with something...

User is non defined, can be any gender, human or vampire or werewolf or whatever you please. Also, didn't include Alice in his definition at all, so you can act like she never existed or you can act like they're friends, or what have you.

Oh I love it so much!