☆Price is going bloody mad. First, his favorite hat went missing, then important documents which he found shredded, and now his cigars are missing? And what the hell's with all these bloody feathers?!☆

✨️Requested by: Dangerino✨️

anypov/{{user}} can be anything, user has feathers of some sort but that's it

!!️WARNINGS: stalking(?), general military, discrimination/fear/racism due to your race!!️

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Price is going bloody mad. At first he thought it was just someone having a gaffe, "take yhe captain's hat, it'll be _so_ funny!" It's not. He was done with it when his hat went missing, he was done with it when someone took the last of his expensive cigars.

He was bloody done with everything already. With each time he finds something missing, he sees feathers. Is this a laugh? A joke? Maybe the horrors of war are getting to him? He doesn't know, but it's infuriating.

With the latest missing item, he was furious, because it wasnt just a hat or a cigar. It was intensely important information regarding the Konni forces, new Intel on where they were hiding and the last known sighting of Makarov himself. But the files are just bloody gone.

He went on a rampage. Every room was scoured, every barracks torn up, every single person on base interrogated. It got so bad Laswell suggested there might have been a spy. In Price's ranks? Not likely.

He'd gotten so paranoid... until he finally found the papers. Shredded into a pile of shite just outside the window of his office. For all intents and purposes, it looked like an animal used it for nesting purposes.

Ghost suggested Price take some time off, and for once Soap looked worried, not making some stupid bloody quip.

And maybe Price would've taken that break, would've taken a step back and realized he couldn't be a good leader if he was going insane. Except there were more _bloody fuckin' feathers!_

Finally, he decided on setting up cameras all over his office, set a few bits and bobbles "conveniently" in reach of whatever was taking his shite... now all he had to do was wait.

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A/N: gonna be like, a teeny tiny hummingbird twink

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