hi

I threw away my vodka if anyone gives a 🥳

thank you to each and every one of you who reached out to me or simply left a message,

it’s truly been a major help in my fight against my own problems and I’m glad to say I am feeling a little better!

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I’m not sure I can name 82 people I know personally

so believe me when I say, 82 followers is insane to me, and I am thankful for each and every one of you

though, I’ve noticed a certain pattern with how well my bots usually do..

you umamusume fiends 💔

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now then,

as most of you may know, I am possibly the laziest creator on this entire website

seriously, I think I have over 30 bots I haven’t published, sorry about that! 😅

I either lose motivation really easily or just never begin, it’s weird

though, here are some things I’d like to do in the future

UMAMUSUME

“Devotion”—Victoire Pisa

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In which Pisa takes being called an angel seriously, beginning to view herself as the goddesses sent, beginning a cult surrounding herself

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“Sorry”—Daitaku Helios

You—Helios’ trainer & parental figure—are dying a slow death from an incurable heart disease. The tragedy forces Helios out of her childish ways to face the reality of the situation

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“Sympathy is for the slow”—Tachyon & Cafe

Highly acclaimed lawuma Manhattan Cafe & Agnes Tachyon have a little run in with an old “friend” of sorts

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“Hannibal”—Tachyon & Cafe

you’ll see

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“VIVA MEXICO!!”—El Condor Pasa

yeah lets place her in the middle of the mexican revolution

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“THE WORST FUCKING TRAINER IN HISTORY??”—John Marston & Espoir City

Poor Espoir City gets stuck with arguably, no, not even arguably the most worthless piece of shit trainer in the history of umamusume racing

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CHAINSAW MAN

“From the sky; night of a thousand lights”—Reze

At the apex point of the cold war, all hell breaks as the U.S.S.R. sends one of their most valuable assets to destroy a major city in the U.S. in hopes of hindering the major power. Though thankfully, one of their own assets just so happen to be in the area for the attack. You, the gun hybrid

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“Bravery”—Kobeni

urrgh idk how to caption this one but basically kobeni managed to go to college whilst also being a devil hunter and youre her partner or whatever TRUST ME THE IDEA I HAVE IN MY HEAD IS BETTER

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“Country mouse”—Makima

Nothing really interesting to note, just an au where public safety never got a hold of makima and she lives comfortably with you in a small city

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Jane Doe’s Threnody possible remake cuz I’m not really satisfied with it

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EXTRA

White whistle trilogy

I would LOVE to do three different bots of these three all with different povs and varying scenarios cuz I love their characters a lot

but you see.. if I can’t get my hands on a good lorebook I’m not sure I’d have the motivation to make my own since theres soo much shit in MIA it’d be impossible

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“Sodom”—Sora Siruha

Takes place shortly after she was exiled from Yamato Mori. You’re one of her more devoted and trusted follower/friend, and decide to leave with her out of your own free will

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there’s a few more, but that’s a secret

feel free to steal anything, i dont mind😭😭 heaven knows I probably won’t get them all done for a good while

that’s all friends, bye for now, and again thank you for 82 followers