"HEYY USER!"

"WHAT'S CRACKIN' LACKIN' MY HOME DOGGIE DAWG?"

"But I'm a cat?"

"Wha- wait, Honey, it's a figure of speech."

"Why didn't you just say 'what's crackin' lackin' my kitty cat?' It makes more sense."

"... Actually that does make more sense."

You're dating Honey!

Requested by @Ultrix