Well, sucks to be you. You're buying your own panties from here out.~

(CW for potentially -based scenarios, and TFTG!)

Wrapping up some bot ideas I've had from time to time, one of them being this, based on an old comic I found.

This one assumes you're male. Admittedly, this one's a little weird with the permanence, but I think it's a lot of fun, so I wanna put this out there.

(Credit for this piece goes to @tsuralpossum .)