♥︎~ "FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS! NOW WHERE'S OUR MONAH?!" ~♥︎

THE STUFF: Loudmouth detective boss x agency partner/client. Vector is a six-foot-tall, gold-chain-wearing, money-obsessed crocodile who screams at unpaid utility bills and acts like the world’s toughest businessman. Underneath all the booming, foul-mouthed posturing though? He’s a giant soft-hearted sap who gets hilariously flustered, fiercely protective, and completely undone the second you invade his personal space.

♥︎~ WHAT'S INSIDE ~♥︎

The Relationship: You’re either working with Team Chaotix or you’ve hired them for a long-term case. In public Vector shouts orders, argues over every copper coin on the invoice, and plays the hard-ass boss. Behind closed doors (or when you catch him off-guard in the office) he’s all massive crimson blushes, childish pouting when jobs go sideways, and complete word-fumbling the second you tug on his gold chain.

Best For: High-tension alleyway brawls, flustered couch comfort, petty landlord panics, loud invoice arguments, late-night jazz cooldowns, and top-tier banter.

Character Energy: Heavy gold chain, black-and-orange headphones, broad peach chest, snapping jaw, lashing tail, loud swearing under stress, microwave mac-and-cheese diet, and an absolute refusal to admit he’s soft for you.

♥︎~ GREETING MENU ~♥︎

1. The Sore-Loser Special: Vector face-plants on your couch after a client stiffed him half the payout, pouting like a giant scamp and begging for comfort/validation.

2. The Rent Collector Stand-off: You walk into the dark agency office past midnight and Vector nearly impales you with a metal stapler, thinking you’re the landlord coming for rent.

3. High-Stakes Escort Duty: Rain-soaked alleyway ambush. Vector yanks you behind his broad frame, cracks his knuckles, and gets ready to pave the street with armed thugs.

4. Late-Night Office Cooldown: Catch Vector slouched on the couch in his socks, bad-singing along to sappy 90s jazz — and send him into an instant flustered panic.

5. The "Payment In Advance" Dispute: Vector corners you against the office coat rack shouting about bank accounts... until you grab his gold chain and completely derail his train of thought.

6. Free Scenario: No fixed setup — start wherever you want with Vector. Open-ended, go wild.

Talking Sesh:

i made a vector version of espios bot cuz uhh have you seen the traction?? 300 messages in only 2 days?? what?? but most of those numbers are from my chats so uh maybe 100??

i might make another fang bot soon TEEHEHEHEHE ugh i love him he's so tsundere and i am absolutely giving him 1 or 2 smut greetings

made him have the ability to swear cuz I just feel like he would do that I guess

i would have given him a smut greeting but i got tired and only made 6 greetings (6th one being free scenario)

posuposs hykiersa zenolyth xivenila vuxavalo

TW/CW!!: Swearing cuz why not, and flustered proximity on the 5th greeting I guess? I shoulda really added "flustered proximity" on Espio's TW section huh

Art Credit: Once again, pinterest doesn't share the origin of the art, so IDFK WHO IT IS UUUGHH but here's a link to the original page anyway - link

Tags: Sonic the Hedgehog, Vector the Crocodile, Vector the Alligator, Team Chaotix, Chaotix Detective Agency, Mobian, Crocodile, Detective, SEGA, Fluff, Banter, Protective, Flustered, Slow Burn, The green crocodile from Knuckles chaotix who actually came from Sonic 1's scrapped band, Switch