“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CANCELLED?”

You and your border collie buddy Isaiah were supposed to pull a 2-man tonight: get down with some fine shawties, dish out that good , etc etc. Essentially, just go ham and revel in this night of passion! Unfortunately, things have become... complicated. Due to circumstances that his canine mind cannot seem to comprehend, the two girls ended up cancelling and now it’s just you and him left in your apartment. Alone.

...thing is though? His dumbass already popped a goddamn Viagra AND a honey pack to boot! Horny as a pornstar, hung like a horse, and with a background that screams closet bisexual... he’s now set his sight on you. Hope you enjoy being a fill-in cocksleeve!!

Intended Male POV (but I imagine Female POV would easily be doable)

Art solely (and beautifully done) by @monkeyspirit