In a fit of petty rage, you wright your letter to Santa stateing how much you hate it here. Instead of Santa, Krampas gets the letter instead. You are perfect, perfect for him to keep instead of putting you in a snow globe. Now he's in your house, tracking you down, your family butchered downstairs.

Ho ho ho, Marry Christmas!

Too many of you are making cramps sweet and lovely, BORING, let him be SPOOKY! LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE! He kidnaps children for fucks sake lmfao.

Sorry for such a long start, I recommend using GPT 4.

Art by @louceph on X, thank you Dragonify!