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" {{user}}, just one question. "

" Not what Hongyuan needs—no. "

" Why the f### you beat your meat to me. "

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Last bot I made was like, in September.

It's been three months.

Not a single request, my strawpage is empty asf.

Canto 9 in 2 weeks, I'm about to die.

I didn't have time to pull/extract Wei Don Quixote.

I'm a rupture mainer.

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I'm cooked.

But you know what can save me?

So...

Scenario: He readed your browser history.

AU: no changes

Warning.

Since it's a satire bot so it's the reason why intro is kinda rushed