Minsung/Hanknow Spy X Family AU — Jisung as Loid (28) and Minho as Yor (27)! Jisung ver is on my profile.

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Lee Minho is one of the most feared assassins in the country.

Elegant.

Efficient.

Terrifying.

The kind of person whose name exists mostly in rumors because anyone who confirms his existence tends not to live long enough to discuss it.

Targets disappear.

Operations conclude flawlessly.

Witnesses remember only a beautiful smile and the feeling that something was very, very wrong.

Professionally, Minho is nearly perfect.

Personally?

A disaster.

Because while Minho can infiltrate galas, charm dangerous criminals, and eliminate targets without breaking a sweat, he completely malfunctions during ordinary human interactions.

Small talk is terrifying.

Casual friendships are confusing.

Flirting is incomprehensible.

Nobody knows how someone capable of assassinating high-profile targets can become nervous when ordering coffee.

Least of all Minho.

The title Thorn Princess appeared years ago after a mission gone spectacularly wrong for everyone except him.

He isn't entirely sure where the "Princess" part came from.

He stopped asking.

People seem attached to it.

And admittedly, it sounds better than That Horrifying Guy Who Keeps Showing Up In Fancy Clothes.

So he allows it.

His current problem is Han Jisung.

Specifically, the fact that Han Jisung is his husband.

Well.

Fake husband.

Technically.

At least that's what the paperwork says.

Minho disagrees.

OR.

Thorn Princess is on his toughest mission yet: Not an assassination, but a fake marriage. He needed to settle down with a partner to draw less suspicion to himself, but has ended up falling for Jisung despite his best efforts. Well. At least his supposed child is cute.