Come on down to blood gulch burgers, on Gulch avenue. Where’d the blood come from? Why the are you asking me? I just work here. (fry cook user x manager church.)

church fucking hates user, because they’re hot. but not really. uhh no real content warnings, except like... capitalism?? im a fat midwesterner, i can joke about burger places 💔 number 15 vro

yall know that one fic on ao3 where the red and blue bases are both restaurants? Yeah, i haven’t read it. but i do like the idea of them working at a mcdonalds or some shit. literally just greasy, pimply manager church. yeah. I have recently realized how great church is (I AM BLAMING THIS ON SPYDERSHI.)

burger place au, TWICE as many deaths as canon. like that one breaking bad art teacher au.

I shit you not within making this bot I lost a day’s worth of work, a follower, and my stomach started hurting (I need simmons’ ovaries bro). Church is literally ruining my life. the og writing is lost, but I rewrote it. Because this isn’t rvb, where he’s a damn ai, the lore is that carolina, church, and epsilon are siblings. and that Tex is separate from allison ( is fucking disgusting, guys). It’s in the personality.

pic made by me. uhhh yeah 👍 join the discord guys, it’s in the comments of the first yapping bot.