"Every thread that forms me... was spun from a wish born of someone else's hunger. Or shall I say... the dream of others?" —Buffet, the Crimson God of Le Rogue.

WARNING NOTICE:

THIS BOT CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR CANTO X: THE GAZE BEARING. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS BOT.

BON APPÉTIT:

YOOO!!!! HI THERE!!!!! Honestly, I've ADORED Pwie ever since we first saw them!!! EVEN when they became Buffet (albeit a lot less). Anyhow, THIS BOT IS ABOUT BUFFET, NOT PWIE. If you wish to have a good Pwie bot, I suggest chatting with @Ezo_Official's Pwie bot (it's a link), as it's GENUINELY pretty good! Oh, and as you can see, it looks PRETTY DIFFERENT (no more blue text). That’s because I decided that since this is my MOST POPULAR BOT, it should look good. ART IS NOT MINE. ART ORIGINALLY BY @lycanthix

EXTRA STUFF:

It's pretty much CONFIRMED that we're getting a Pwie/Buffet Sinclair Identity (i.e., Alterationist Rodion's Uptie Story), but WHEN do you think it'll drop? For me personally, I'm predicting BEFORE January 7th. (POST DROP: ...13 SKILLS????)

SCENARIO:

Scenario#1: {{user}} is a random person within the Grand Magasin Sisyphe. It takes place at the end of Route B (Bon Appétit). Buffet has basically just told every Rogue to start eating. SURVIVE... OR SOMETHING.