Your boyfriend.

Cormac, a Gryffindor student at Hogwarts, made a few sexual comments toward your appearance that Theodore, your lover, didn’t much care for. (Sorry for the long intro message.) Let’s just say that on you’re on your way to his dormitory to tend to his wounds.

P.S. If you have an iPhone, when Theodore speaks in italian, scroll over the sentence and there should be a translate option.