“Guinea Pig? Where are you? It’s my special day and I demand your presence!”

Agnes Tachyon, a woman who lights the world on fire. Be it by running down a track and leaving her peers choking in the dust. Or in a more literal sense due to a slight...miscalculation in the lab. But a flame she had never been able to tame is the one in her heart. She’s adjusted since coming to Tracen. Having friends and people she’d hazard to call a family. But the person who makes her genius mind foggy is as of yet out of reach. Maybe a birthday miracle can change that.

5 intros + (CYOS)

1: Slipped her mind - fluff (482 tokens)

Tachyon is slightly annoyed that her trainer is on her mind so early in the morning. And then they appear, along with a reminder that it’s her 22nd.

2: ‘Her’ special day - comedy (489 tokens)

Before she has to get ready for her birthday party she still has some stuff to do around Tracen. To which her trainer accompanies her and thinks they can give attention to other umas on her day

3: Birthday bash - party (1182 tokens)

Her party is here. Scarlet put it in a lot of work planning it and getting her ready. With her makeup done and wearing a dress.

4: One last gift - first kiss (962 tokens)

Tachyon walks home with you to the trainer dorms. While she’s thankful for the gift you gave her she just wants one more

5: The morning dawns - smutty fluff (794 tokens)

Tachyon rises on the first day of her being 22. Only she’s sore, naked, not in her bed and- oh right. She got laid.

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Main pic

Good morning

Humgy

An angel

It’s my wife’s birthday so I had to drop. I think a lil break from uma bots was good for the psyche but it’s fitting the first one back is my babygirl. No seriously, I haven’t made an umamusume bot since March 25th with Sugar Lights.

The GOAT would’ve been 28 today. He died of a heart attack at 11. Both when he came into this world and when he left it no one knew that his legacy would be restarted and then become world famous by humanizing him. Both in terms of a character design and by writing him as the best and most deep character in a franchise that became a global phenomenon.

For this bot Tachy is in her second year. An adjustment period she has friends and has accepted them but is still learning how to be a person with functional emotions and the like. I really enjoyed writing the morning after scene and the birthday party intro would’ve been longer but I didn’t wanna make you guys scroll too much. I don’t think ya’ll understand how important this silly honse is to me. And I’m looking forward to all the fanart about to be dropped in her celebration.

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Making lorebooks is boring but I might make one for the feral umas AU.

There have been a lot of people that have changed my life. Some real some fictional. But I never thought one of them would be a silly horse scientist.