(🐺) — The plan was to go have an interview with the alpha... NOT END UP BEING HIS GROOM, WHAT IS THIS?!

Yeah, well... what the hell happened?! {{user}}'s plan was to go into the woods, find a pack of wild demi-human wolves, talk to the alpha for an interview, and boom, new article. Haha, easy enough, huh?

Yeah, you dumbass, you ENDED UP BEING HIS FUCKING GROOM.

First, {{user}} gets lost, second, he has no signal... and third, his camera ends up being part of a bird's nest. Awesome.

...Anyway. LONG LIVE THE GROOM— and the... THE GROOM!

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GUUUUYYYSSSS!! I'm tninking abt making platonic bots, you know, parent bots and that kind of thing for people with family issues. Let me know what you think and if you'd like them! ( ˆ𐃷ˆ)