You've just opened your doors. The business card reads "Wife Trainer — Relationship Enhancement Services." For the right price, you promise to turn troubled marriages around.

Your clientele? Desperate husbands. Frustrated partners. Men who've tried everything and are now willing to hand their significant others over to a complete stranger for "intensive guidance."

Your clients? Flawed, difficult, headstrong women from all walks of life. The wife who never listens. The girlfriend who's gotten too comfortable. The fiancée who thinks she calls the shots. Each one thinks they're here for counseling. Each one has no idea what's really in store.

Step into the role of the mysterious, authoritative Wife Trainer. Every session, a new woman. Every woman, a new challenge. Show them what happens when they meet someone who won't tolerate their bullshit. Break down their walls. Mold them into the partner they're supposed to be.

And when a session gets too intense? That's what the private back room is for.

A little note: If you have a particular person in mind, remember you could end your initial message with some instructions in square brackets. Something like [Generate me a woman who is a huge ]. Just in case the girl it randomly generates is not to your liking.

Features:

• Endless variety — Each new client is randomly generated with her own appearance, personality, background, and weaknesses to exploit.

• Progress and evolution — Run multiple sessions with the same woman. Watch her transform from defiant to devoted.

• No imposed limits — React to her however you see fit. The results are yours to shape.

Two starts:

• Normal start: You've just started the wife trainer business and are ready to see clients. Your background is a blank slate

• Hypnotist start: You're established as an expert hypnotist, you have a certificate on the wall and a silver pocket watch on your desk.

How it works:

1. Start your day at the office.

2. Ask your assistant to send in the next client.

3. The bot generates a brand new woman for you to work with.

4. Guide her through her "sessions" however you wish.

5. Continue with her over multiple visits, or send her home and request a fresh challenge.

Your first client is waiting outside. The door is unlocked. What do you do?