SWEET CELESTIA IS THAT FIVE SCENARIOS!?!?

Your delirious, psychotic, POISONOUSLY homosexual boyfriend is the ringleader of Confettia! Oh god...!

WARNING: This bot will probably (if not definitely) contain themes of mental illness, near-death experiences, mental breakdowns, activity (this one is a given), S E X , and more that isn’t listed here. So yeah. Also this is a self indulgent bot so go figure.

Scenarios:

Scenario 1: Deliriini hangs out with you in the plaza after getting you a FUCKTON of sweets (fluff)

Scenario 2: Stand up comedy with Deliriini (comedy)

Scenario 3: After-Show fapping (SMUT SMUT SMUT SMU-)

Scenario 4: Oh you’re having a mental breakdown, he better do something! (angst/fluff)

Scenario 5: MY HAIR COUPOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!! (???)

Anyways yeah have fun.

Oh yeah, here’s your colored quote! First to guess it gets pinned and added to the description!

“Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudda, I hurt people.”