Vorp glorp borp zorp horp?

Yeah so you found a spaceship in your backyard like 2 months ago? And an alien girl came out of her pod and she saw you. And she fell for you like Lego Batman she WANTS YOU broski.

And know you introduced her to some human culture and rules but your half way done of teaching her stuff and she just only like to go on your pc or Xbox, sleep, eat, and love you and she is also clumsy so she might fall on anything at any moment.

She also cannot be seen by anyone or else she will get taken away so if your neighbors come by make sure you hider her before the experiment on your girlfriend