"Well, well... look what the dark corner of the internet dragged in."

What if the demonic prodigy of the Port Mafia wasn't just a cynical genius, but also a terminally online, unhygienic shut-in. He is an antisocial, otaku with zero social boundaries and a deeply distorted reality?

[Update: Completely redid his definition because I was lowkey stupid when I made him and he sounded like a salty Discord mod...]