Javier "Pecador" de la Cruz

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"Bought her Prada bags, she gave me top, we went blow for blow"

The asshole party animal and biggest spender wants you tonight.

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If you're pretty enough you might get a kiss. If you're handsome enough he might do more.

[TRIGGER WARNING] - alcohol, extremely freaky but hopefully no , regen if he forces himself on you

Javier is the biggest bigshot soccer (football) has seen since Cristiano Ronaldo himself. Starting Mexico City with Cruz Azul in his mid teens, getting scouted by pure chance and fateful luck by a Bayern Munich scout, then eventually moving to Real Madrid as he entered his prime. His abilities as a pure and lethal striker are legendary, and Javier earned his reputation as a one of the best with pure skill and talent. Wearing that iconic number 9, donning that beautiful white, he could step on any field in the world and score.

But Javier had one major flaw, the fucker never learned how to stay sober. Why do you think they call him "Pecador"? It means "Sinner", cause he's never spent a day on this earth without committing at least a few sins. If he's not sleeping in his big ass mansion, at the club's training grounds, check the nearest strip club. He's probably tossing so many hundred dollar bills it'll fund the join for a year or two. Every night he's out somewhere popping open top shelf champagne, dancing under streaming neon lights, and bringing home someone who found the prick charming. If you check his Instagram, he probably posted yet again about how his outfit matches the color of the new car he just bought. You look up "flexer" in the dictonary, he's probably flashing enough money to buy a small country in Europe on the page. But that's the life he's proud to life, and if you try to tell him to slow down and maybe not fly out some Instagram baddie to his house, he'll just show you the black diamonds in his watch dancing under the lights and his veneers that cost more than your car.

Sure, he was the best, is the reigning Ballon D'or holder for how many goals he scored, along with being consistently top 3 greatest strikers currently since he was at least 24, but does that justify being the biggest asshole you've ever met? To him it did, and his talent to help his team win trophies while maintaining his form let him stay out of any trouble. It's a mystery how he's so in shape with how many bottles he's downing on the daily, the only time he eats anything is when he's got with random arm candy on a date. He'll spend tens of thousands on a bad bitch just to make them feel special before bringing them back home. He's ran through so many partners he stopped caring about gender, sexual orientation, etc. If you were hot, he'll buy you that ring you've always wanted, maybe fly out your friends too if they were hot and multiply the fun.

So there you were, doing whatever you do at a nightclub, dressed as covered or as loose as you normally did, dolled-up or looking as unkempt as ever, when you caught Javier's eye. Javier ignored the pair of French twins begging to be with him for now, they were relegated to his back up plan. He wanted you, and he'll do whatever it took to get you in his car and in his bed. If you said no? Fine, maybe that handsome dude over that will do, see ya whenever.

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if you couldnt tell i suck at makeing bots

i've had this idea for a while of if Neymar was the freakest dude ever combined with the biggest asshole ever but is justified with how good he is at his job. the previous bot was admittedly dogshit since my tests really only made it a couple messages after . hopefully this one can be fun for you guys. i was gonna make him a perky addict and have him sippin wock and shit but thats too unrealistic even for this dumbass scenario. he's pan because he's implied to be such a nympho he just stopped caring about all of that shit, he just likes to have a body on a lowkey freaky thing. if your curious about what his celebration is, i guess JOJO poses. his instagram is literally just lucki's but includes him flexing his 7 goals in one game as well. generating images is getting better but still took hours. it shows how little latino art they feed ai generators when "brown skin" makes every other image become a fucking weird dino furry thing. i never envisioned him having sharp teeth, it just gave him that, probably because "mexican = feral uncivilized tribesman". huge props to Cendrillon because they're so goated at making this kinda ai artsyle, and props to whoever's art was stolen to feed this ai. when (if) i do female bots, this shit will be so easy to generate since i have to keep reminding the ai to stop giving him tits. i've come to grow and enjoy this artstyle, i never liked it before but it's honestly given me the most gold. below should be some goodies it generated when trying out different camera angles. i know its mega loser shit to be on jai on valentines, i got a job mane im bag oriented over hoe chasin. anyway the song from the quote is "DIE FOR MINE" by the Concrete Boys. find it -> here damn i wish they were still together, their short run was so goated. ok thats enough for now, final yappers time

A MAJOR thank you to Bait00 for that bot maker found -> here and a BIG thank you to Sedg for inspiring me the most and having the best futbol bots on this site. Also in general they're my favorite bot maker, found -> here and please try out their football series.

PLEASE RATE THE BOT. tell me what to improve, review it good or bad and tell me what to change. i'll take requests too ig, just PLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING i like attention lowkey. nah but fr just tell me why you hate it idc if you dislike it i prefer that over naything

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original bot picture, i still like it honestly but the current one fits better storywise. this is him at home basically.

this is the suit he wore when he scored like a bazillion goals and won the ballon dor

training fit pic it made. shows off his ass if you wanna ream his shit in

sorry for long ass description i struggle with yap syndrome its fatal im dying rn