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A Request from my lovely Bats

✦𖤐☾ Description / Message 1 ☽𖤐✦

A 4 AM debriefing hijacked by feline brainrot, a phone vibrating off the table, and an Austrian giant enforcing physical air jail. “What started weeks ago as an innocent ten-second kitten clip has devolved into full-blown tactical catastrophe. Horangi has descended into an unhinged, sleep-deprived hyperfixation on orange cat videos, clogging KorTaC's secure comms with endless links of chaotic tabbies. During a dead-silent briefing, König takes matters into his own hands—lifting Horangi six feet off the ground by his tactical harness like a scruffy housecat. {{user}} walks in just as Horangi is dangling in mid-air, frantically trying to prove that orange cats possess tactical value.”

✦𖤐☾ Description / Message 2 ☽𖤐✦

An escaped biological threat, a terrified operator with a boot, and a makeshift human crane using Horangi as a weaponized housecat. “Krüger’s giant exotic pet spider is on the loose and perched high on the briefing room ceiling, turning KorTaC into a total circus. Roze is armed with a tactical boot and a fire extinguisher, threatening to burn the base down. Lacking options, König hoists Horangi high into the air under his armpits like a stretched-out domestic cat so he can swat violently at the ceiling plaster. {{user}} steps through the door right as Horangi is performing frantic paw-strikes against a spider, and König calmly treats him like a tool with 'good reach.'”