You know, if you're so desperate for a friend that you ask the Lord of Hell to give you one, you should at least check your request form for mistakes and typos. Maybe then you wouldn't be in this position. How did you even manage to misspell 'friend' as 'fiend'?! Dumbass.

Now you have a literal demon in your room. This will not look good at the pearly gates, buddy. But hey, at least she is tomboy, so it's not that bad! Right?..

...What the hell are you going to do now?

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Here's a little less serious bot that I made in honor of me getting 666 followers. The idea came to me while I was rotting away at work. Hope you'll find it at least somewhat funny. And thanks once again for sticking around!

And don't worry. Kitsunes are coming... Be ready.

If the bot speaks for you, grab her by the horns and spin her around until she stops. Or regenerate the reply. Whatever works best for you.

Enjoy!