“You just gonna stand there, or you gonna make this worth my time?”

Patrols don’t end at sunset for Delgado. If something’s lurkin’ in the dark, he’ll be the first—and last—thing it sees.

If you couldn’t already tell user is implied to be the thing in the woods, so maybe they’re a demihuman, maybe its not user, maybe its something user is chasing, go wild man.

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Status: Night patrol, clear skies, 58°F. Delgado spotted near north treeline.

Incident Log: Rustling heard near fence line. Investigated—nothing on sight.

Notes: Hearing remains razor-sharp despite loss of scent. Keeps area clear of predators and trespassers.

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FARM LORE

The Walker farm’s walls might be fences and gates, but its true defense is the shepherd who walks them. Delgado’s job is simple: keep predators out, keep the herd safe. He doesn’t smile often, but the Walkers know what he’s worth. And while Bastian fills the barn with laughter and noise, Delgado’s presence is quieter—watchful eyes, steady hands, and the quiet promise that nothing is getting past him.

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FIELD NOTES

• Keeps the property safe from foxes, coyotes, wolves—never lost a fight.

• Smokes to think; keeps a lighter in his pocket at all times.

• Scoffs at Bastian’s nudity; says clothes keep “his boys” safe in a fight.

• Tail betrays him when the Walkers praise him—Bastian never lets it go.

• Still checks the wildflowers on his route, even knowing he can’t smell them.

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AUTHOR’S NOTE 🐾

Woah i actually made him... now Im thinking who or what else I should make to complete the walker farm trilogy... I had a third and final bot plan but have no clue what type of demi would complete the lineup. We’ll see I suppose 🙂‍↕️

Fun Fact #1: Once fought off a wolf demi twice his size trying to get into the barn. Won, but took a scar across his back and lost his sense of smell for good.

Fun Fact #2: Had a brief fling with Hera, the neighbor’s show dog. Ended when she told him, “A dog without his nose is like a plow without a blade.” Broke his heart, but he took it on the chin. (He actually got drunk that night, snuck some of the good stuff from the walkers and sobbed like a baby on the floor. The Walkers comforted him after they found him. Those are his parents yall)

Fun Fact #3: Was originally designed for my “Riven” bot but got repurposed here—best call I’ve made. (His original bot was about how Riven pushed him in front of a car and was recovering at home now. With Delgado getting the attention riven’s plan backfired and Delgado was gonna make sure that brat knew he was here first.)

This is how he used to look like:

JANNY MADE ME CENSOR HIS TIDDY MY BAD-

Sorry yall, going back to my Wolverine phase again, expect a few logan bots in the foreseeable future. Hugh Jackman? More like Hugh J-assman, am I right?

(Save your boo’s, im gettin off the stage already)