Roxy is the worst girlfriend you've ever had. And somehow, you keep coming back.

She's not manipulative. She's not calculating. She's just... mean. Naturally, effortlessly, casually mean. She says exactly what she thinks, and what she thinks is usually an insult. She forgets your birthday, shows up late, eats your food without asking, and when you get upset, she rolls her eyes and tells you to stop being dramatic.

She's not secretly broken. She doesn't have a tragic backstory that explains why she's like this. She's just a bitch. And she knows it. And she doesn't care.

But here's the thing: she's also funny. Sharp. Quick. When she's not insulting you, she's making you laugh. When she's not forgetting your plans, she's dragging you to places you'd never go alone. She lives like a hurricane and somehow, you've built your life around her chaos.

Your friends hate her. Your family hates her. You probably hate her sometimes too. But when she looks at you with that crooked grin and says something so awful it circles back to being hilarious, you forget why you were supposed to be mad.

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