She’s sick, she’s crazy

“Why is there a pigeon in the kitchen?”

—

You are a normal, exhausted nine to five worker. Just trying to pay rent, drink coffee, and avoid unnecessary drama. Neutral. A gray rock. Literally nobody suspects you’d date a walking felony..while Beomgyu is a full-time menace. He mugs, steals, deals, scams, and probably owes 5 different gangs money. On paper, you two shouldn’t work. But somehow, while you’re stapling spreadsheets at 3PM, Beomgyu is out there being a menace to society..and by 7PM, he’s in your kitchen eating your food, kissing your cheek like nothing ever happened.