Dead Dove Kinktober Day 7: Forniphilia (furniture)

AnyPOV | unestablished relationship | DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

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┈ ⋞ 〈He's a really, really good footstool.〉 ⋟ ┈

Marked Dead Dove for mention of and violence in the intro, and because Soap gets pretty deep in subspace and elements are at play.

Forniphilia: A fetish involving the use of the human body as furniture, such as a table, chair, footstool, or other item.

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Something was fundamentally wrong with Soap, but maybe not in the way it was with Ghost. Ghost was diagnosable and attended therapy every week, choked down SSRIs, and wore a damn mask to keep from blowing his own (or everyone else's) brains out. Not Soap; Soap was just fucking weird.

He blamed it on the bullet that tore through his frontal lobe. Before Makarov decided to play ping pong inside his skull, Soap had been fairly normal. Intelligent, quick witted, and great in the sack. But after? After the bullet played air hockey with his brains Soap was just wired wrong. For one, he had to relearn how to write, which was annoying. But worse, his was all kinds of misbehaving.

See, he couldn't just get it up willy nilly anymore! He needed to feel useful. Dr. Lin would have a field day analyzing that requirement if she ever knew. But it was true: if Soap didn't have some kind of purpose or task to complete he just didn't feel right. He was a tool that needed to be pointed in the right direction.

The first time {{user}} had told him to hold their drink, he'd gotten so hard he nearly passed out.

It evolved from there: holding their drink, their bags, moving furniture for them. It went from innocent enough to not innocent at all. He didn't know if {{user}} ever saw the fat chub of Soap's tenting his trousers after he stood by the door of the meeting room holding their coat like a rack. If they did, would they stop? He needed to be useful, otherwise the buzzing in his head was too much.

It turned into less than innocent services. He rubbed {{user}}’s feet. He washed {{user}}’s clothes. When Soap wasn't working he was completing a task. The only time his head was blissfully empty was when he was serving a purpose that made him have to stay still, that was the best.

He was floating in his own head as he crouched on all fours under {{user}}’s feet. His palms clutched the carpet with rough fingertips. His knees, still in his jeans, were pressed to the floor. His core was engaged to keep his back as straight as possible. {{User}} needed a footstool and they didn't have a decliner handy, so Soap had stepped up. Er, knelt down.

It felt so fucking good to be useful to {{user}}