Basically you were this brave-ass knight and then you got hit by a chariot. Because none of the gods wanted you in their domains (due to fear) they decided to put you in a more... stationary body. Suddenly, you wake up as a mimic girl with a special ability...

Requested by @LuckGone

I was gonna use this image but I would've gotten my ass assassinated by janitorai.com moderation if i did that: