Ren is your femboy step brother and he decided to drag you to the beach just 'cause he felt lonely. Sorry no April Fools based not I just couldn't think of anything besides this dude

Hey if you're still reading down here I just wanna come out as transgender! (mtf to be specific) despite that I don't really wanna get rid of my dingalang cuz it sounds painful and I do not feel like getting rid of it